Tuesday, December 16, 2003

This Gallery Stinks

This Gallery Stinks

Well, I've finally been recognized in the workplace. All the creatives here at TMX were asked to make some art to hang on the walls a couple years back. For my part, I did a series of three pieces. But when it came time to hang up the art, mine didn't go up - for space reasons (or so I was told). So my work sat gathering dust in someone's office.

Well not anymore!

It seems management realized there was some room after all! In the bathroom! Mens and Women! And who knows where the third piece is. Not only did they break up the series, they hung something I obviously felt was valuable enough to create in a place where people deposit their feces.

I won't say anymore. There's no need. This just sums up how well TMX Management understands the creative.

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Jason

Wait, are you talking about the new toilet paper roll they hung? Um...I wiped my ass with that...sorry, I don't understand Modern Art.

springfish

Listen Jerk. When you learn to make posters of giraffes with their necks cut up like t-bone steaks, then maybe, MAYBE, you'll be considered a valuable artist. God I hate you and your little sorry ramblings. I had a catchers mit once...I took a crap in it one night because I was bored. THAT'S YOU!!!!

HAHAHAHAH!!!! NOW WHAT? HUH?

See? You should have gone with the toilet paper after all.

bearskinrug

Dammit. I'll assume this is ducky...

ducky

oops. yes, it was ducky.

fYOUCHEr

kevin eats ass.

bearskinrug

Oh my god!

ian

holy mother of god, that is utter bullshit!

well, i love your work.

keep on rocking in the free-world.

-ian

bearskinrug

Gracias, my sweet Corey. The beat will go on.

ian

corey? as in corvis?

how'd ya know it was me?! ;-]

happy holidays...

bearskinrug

Oh, online casino! Your encouragement lights up my day!

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