Saturday, November 01, 2003

Kids! Liquor Can Be Fun!

Kids! Liquor Can Be Fun!

In the midst of searching for a liquor store to buy wedding beverages at, I visited the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board site. Expecting some dreary site for adults, I was pleasantly surprised to see a happy bumblebee (L.C. Bee) inviting me to visit the Just for Kids section.

I'll let you explore on your own. However, if you only have a few seconds, check out the scenarios for teens. In the list of possible answers to have in any PLCB-approved scenario, one answer is suspiciously absent...

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RJ Hampden

I wonder what the answer you are thinking of is.
Those cartoons and graphics are the worst I've ever seen. How can that webmaster live with himself?

ROb Weychert

Kevin, I hope you don't expect me to drink alcohol at your wedding. I'd much rather be playing ball.

bearskinrug

Don't worry ROb. I've arranged for there to be plenty of sporting events during the reception. Just get permission from your parents to come.

And RJ - I would concentrate less on those graphics and more on the message - I've heard about your aftershow debauchery. You're like a modern-day Borgia.

mary

We actually listen to those songs every morning where I work -- it's tradition. I much prefer the pop shuffle to the march.

I am glad others are experiencing the warmth and fun that is the L.C. Bee. He is a cuddlebunch of love.

sutter

correction: a cuddlebunch of consensual, non-alcohol related love.

Jason

Man, when did they take down the Swilly Willy cartoons? That drunk raccoon provided the much needed Ying to L.C. Bee's Yang.

mary

One other thing-- if you're looking for wedding beverages, go to pawineandspirits.com. I should admit that the LCB is a client of ours, but we've not been able to touch that which is regulated by them -- such as the Bee site.

bearskinrug

Gracias, mary! You get the prize - the entire L.C. Bee music compilation!

Stephen Schumacher

BUT IT’S AGAINST THE LAW TO DRINK BEFORE YOU’RE
21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the subtle use of emphasis with mere punctuation.

bearskinrug

I'll say. The sober are cunning spellers.

dave

haha, hilarous. you live in pa? then why the co.uk address?

bearskinrug

I've made some BIG geographical mistakes in my life...

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