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Now, I haven't played poker in a while. For good reasons. I don't have a lot of free nights, because they are spent constructing abnormal sock monkeys, or looking at houses. And with an upcoming wedding and house purchasing, it's probably better that I don't risk twenty bucks to win the gobs and gobs of money i'm sure to win...
But of course, last night I played - and of course my ass was handed to me. Which is good, because I needed my ass to put my head in, so that I could continue to not excel at poker. Who stays in with a pair in 5 card draw with 2 wilds? ME - that's who - and I'll bet my common sense.
So I need help. I wouldn't say I have a gambling problem, since I don't do it often and it doesn't consume me the same way my short-lived "thrill-jump moto-stunt" career did. I would say I have a problem gambling.
With that in mind, I'm accepted suggestions for better playing...
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4. ROb Weychert
You can start by not playing against Stan Maria (or Jason Santa Maria, as he prefers to be called), a.k.a. "Charlie Luck Bucket."
5. bearskinrug
That's a valid point, your RObness. But I thought his powers were neutralized by alcohol...
6. sutter
maybe you should spend less time thrusting your money at your "friends" and more time on that site you used to do... whats that site? quadru-something...
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1. Jason
Here's a suggestion, maybe you should try winning....like I did last night! bwa ha ha! I am happy to take your money any time, Kevin.